In a shocking turn of events, the meeting has been called to discuss the pressing matter of who ate the last donut in the break room. After an hour of heated debate, we've narrowed it down to three prime suspects: John Doe (the obvious choice), Jane Doe (she's always sneaking in the back door), and the janitor (he's always lurking).
Further investigation has revealed that the donut in question was last seen on the desk of Committee Members.
Next on the agenda: Committee Members' Favorite Food and Committee Policies: Because We Need More Rules.
And don't forget to check out our new Committee Policies Handbook for a comprehensive guide on how to do the bare minimum.