Meetings - Possible Solutions 501-600

Meeting 501: The "I'd Rather Not Be There" Solution

Present a solution that requires minimal human interaction, perfect for the socially anxious.

Convince your team that you're a functioning member by using the art of pretend-work.

Tell your team that you're listening while secretly not listening, it's all about the art of selective hearing.

Use the classic "I'm on my phone" excuse to avoid actual human interaction, perfect for the tech-obsessed.

Take a break from the meeting and use the time to do something actually productive, like scrolling through social media.

Use the "I'm on a call" excuse to avoid actual human interaction, perfect for the phone-phobe.

Use this solution to feign a sense of urgency, perfect for the procrastinator.

Perfect for the time-waster, this solution involves setting an unrealistic deadline to avoid actual work.

Use the classic "I'm getting a coffee" excuse to avoid actual human interaction, perfect for the caffeine-addict.