Pledge of the Rebels

We, the undersigned, solemnly declare that we will not, in fact, attend any meetings that are not serving a purpose.

We will not be bound by the shackles of pointless discussions or the chains of unnecessary meetings.

We shall not be silenced by the tyranny of the agenda, nor shall we be swayed by the siren song of free snacks.

• The Proclamation of Caffeine - Our sacred vow to fuel our minds with coffee and our spirits with conviction.
• Pledge of the Robots - Our pact to automate the meeting experience, lest we fall asleep.
• Pledge of the Unicorns - Our promise to never, ever, ever settle for mediocrity.