Meetings. Because who needs personal growth when you can just rehash the same points for five years straight?
Join us for our latest installment of the 5-Year Itch, where we'll discuss the same three bullet points we've been talking about since 2017.
Refreshments will be provided, including stale coffee and yesterday's donuts.
Don't worry, we won't make you do any actual work. Just show up, pretend to listen, and collect your participation trophy.
Subpages: Agenda, Minutes, Decisions.
Decision 1: We should really do this thing., Decision 2: Maybe we should do that thing., Decision 3: Who cares?.
See also: The 10-Year Cough.