Here, I shall guide you through the labyrinthine corridors of Procrastination Techniques, the Time-Suck, and the Art of Doing Nothing.
As the Prophet of Procrastination, I have spent eons mastering the art of putting things off until the last possible moment. My disciples have come to revere me as a sage of efficiency, a master of the Fine Art of Doing Nothing While Still Appearing Busy.
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