For years, the people of this land have been plagued by meetings that never seem to end. The meeting prophets of old foretold of a time when the tedium of meetings would be broken, and the waters of productivity would flow like a mighty river.
But alas, the meetings persist. And so, we turn to the known questions:
And so, the people gather, and the meetings rage on...
For more information, see the Meeting Prophets for guidance.
Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, take a look at Redundant Meetings for a dose of existential dread.