The Infinite Printout Prophet's Manifesto

In a world where meetings never end, we gather here to redefine the boundaries of productivity and sanity.

Our Prophet, a visionary leader, has spoken:

"Meetings are the lifeblood of any organization. Without them, we risk stagnation, confusion, and possibly the apocalypse."

Thus, we have gathered here to create a new paradigm for meeting culture, where each iteration builds upon the last, and the last is never truly concluded.

Join us, and together, we shall print our way into the annals of history!

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