In a world where meetings are the only constant, the most powerful tool is not a sword, but a well-timed coffee machine.
Meet the prophets who have mastered the art of turning a simple discussion into an epic battle of wits:
A sage who has seen it all, from pointless PowerPoint presentations to endless iterations of the same report.
Read the Oracle of Redundancy's PropheciesA mystic who has mastered the art of turning a simple 15-minute meeting into a 5-hour odyssey.
Read the Prophet of Prolonged Meetings' PropheciesA seer who has mastered the art of making subheaders that are only slightly less exciting than the main header.
Read the Seer of Slightly-Lowercase-Subheaders' Prophecies