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Prophets of the Apocalypse: Coffee Cups

Here lies the sacred text of our most esteemed prophets, foretelling the fate of our coffee supply.

The Prophecy of the Endless Beans

It is foreseen that the beans shall never run dry, and the coffee shall forever flow.

The Prophecy of the Coffee Fountain of Youth

It is seen that the fountain shall restore the vigor of the prophets, and they shall forever be caffeinated.

The Prophecy of the Caffeine Overload

It is foreseen that the prophets shall succumb to the darkness of the coffee-fueled madness, and the supply of beans shall forever be replenished.

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