Prophecy of the Coffee Fountain of Youth

Thus shall it be written, thus shall it be done. In the depths of the apocalypse, where the sun never sets and the coffee flows like a river of despair, the Committee of the Apocalypse shall convene to discuss the pressing matters of the world.

As we gather 'round the conference table, a steaming cup of coffee shall be placed before us, a symbol of our desperation and our resolve. We shall drink it, and we shall be fueled by its bitter taste, and we shall make decisions that will shape the very fabric of reality.

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