Cost of Living Adjuncts
As the economy teeters on the brink of collapse, our team of Prophets has identified the key factors that will determine your financial destiny.
- Unemployment benefits for your goldfish
- A 50% increase in avocado toast prices
- A 100% increase in the cost of artisanal, small-batch anxiety pills
- And don't even get us started on student loan debt...
Learn more about the benefits of living off the grid, off the radar, and off the books