Welcome to the eternal recession solutions department, where the answers to all your problems are as clear as the uncertainty principle.
Our team of prophets has been working tirelessly to bring you the solutions to all your eternal recession problems. Because, let's be real, it's not like it's not working out for you already.
Our office hours are from 9 to 5. Or are they? Maybe it's 5 to 9. Or maybe we're just making it up as we go.
Either way, come on down and ask us about your eternal recession problems. We'll do our best to help, or at least pretend to.
Our theory of quantum chaos states that the only constant is change. And also that you're probably broke.
But don't worry, we're here to help you navigate the uncertainty principle of eternal recession.
The solutions presented here are not actually solutions. Or are they? We're not really sure.
But hey, at least it's something to do while you're waiting for the apocalypse.