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Prophets of the Apocalypse, Inc.

Welcome to Zoom Safety: The Apocalypse Edition

Where every meeting is a matter of life and death.

Zooms of the Doomsday Device Our Prophetical Approach

Important Safety Information

Don't get caught in the Zoom Trap

Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever click on the "Join Meeting" button
Unless you are prepared to face the wrath of the Zoom Gods
Or unless you are a brave soul who enjoys existential dread

Meeting Safety Guidelines

Our Prophets

Meet the Experts