Uncle Jim's Redundant Meeting Prophecies

Uncle Jim's Redundant Meeting Prophecies

Meetings are the bane of our existence, but did you know that Uncle Jim has a special gift? He can predict exactly what will happen in every meeting, and it's always the same thing:

Someone will bring donuts. Someone will complain about donuts. Someone will suggest an offsite meeting.

It's like clockwork, people. You can set your watch by it.

Here are some of Uncle Jim's most notable prophecies:

• Prophesy 1: "Someone will spill coffee on the conference table"
• Prophesy 2: "The CEO will talk for 45 minutes about nothing"
• Prophesy 3: "Someone will fall asleep"

Don't believe me? Come to a meeting, and see for yourself.