Chapter 3: The Dark Art of Unproductive Meetings
In the ancient world of Meetingoria, there existed a secret society of Meeting Sorcerers, masters of the art of staring at presentation screens for hours on end.
They could gaze into the abyss of PowerPoint, mesmerized by the endless loop of bullet points and clipart images.
Their skills were highly sought after, as they could effortlessly induce sleep in their coworkers and render their bosses catatonic.
But beware, young Meeting Sorcerer, for this art is not without its risks. Prolonged staring can lead to:
To master this ancient art, one must first understand the fundamental principles:
1. Focus on the screen, and the screen only.
2. Develop a keen sense of disinterest.
3. Practice the art of nodding off in meetings.
Continue to Chapter 4: The Power of Silence Appendix A: The Art of Faking Attentiveness The Secret Society of Meeting Sorcerers The Manifesto of the Meeting Sorcerer