Our Team of Experts in Regret Management

We're Not Really Sure Why We're Here

Meet the team that's been tasked with documenting every mistake, missed deadline, and questionable life choice. Because, let's be real, someone has to do it.

Our team of experts consists of:

• Barnaby P. Regretworth, Regret Management Guru and Lord High-Expositor of Procrastination
• Lizbeth T. Regrettington, Regret Department Manager and Chronicler of the Inevitable
• Buck T. Regretnado, Regret Data Analysis Whiz and Chief Procrastinator

Regret of the Month

We're proud to announce that this month's Regret of the Month goes to:

Who decided to eat that extra slice of pizza

Winner: John "The Regret King" Doe

Read more about it here

Our Team's Regret Timeline

We've been documenting our team's mistakes since 2001. Here's a brief timeline of our most notable Regrets:

• 2001: The Great "I Should Have Worn Pants" Regret
• 2005: The "I Should Have Used a Map" Regret
• 2010: The "I Should Have Eaten a Salad" Regret