As you may or may not know, Bob is in trouble. His constant tardiness to meetings and lack of productivity have led to this fateful decision. But fear not, Bob! For in the words of the great philosopher, "You can't fire me, I quit!" (Just kidding, Bob, you're fired.)
But before we get to the good stuff, let us first consider the office supplies that Bob will be leaving behind. These include, but are not limited to:
And now, for the main event: the termination proposal. A 10-page document, carefully crafted to ensure that Bob understands his place in the world.
Enjoy, Bob! You will not be missed.