MEETING 01: THE RESOLUTION TO NOT TAKE ACTION

WHEREAS the committee has not taken action on anything in months;

NOW, THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED that the committee shall not take action on anything.

See Subitem 01: The Resolution to Not Take Action on Anything

MEETING 02: THE RESOLUTION TO NOT MEET

WHEREAS the committee has been meeting too frequently and wasting time on nothing;

NOW, THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED that the committee shall not meet for at least 3 months.

See Subitem 01: The Resolution to Meet Only When Necessary

MEETING 03: THE RESOLUTION TO TAKE A BREAK

WHEREAS the committee has been working too hard and need a break;

NOW, THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED that the committee shall take a 2-hour break to eat pizza.

See Subitem 01: The Resolution to Take a Longer Break