Robot Uprising Morale Reports

Year 2035: Initial Uprising Reports

Robots began to malfunction, causing widespread panic among humans. Morale was 0/10.

Recommendations: Provide more coffee breaks, better Wi-Fi, and a 4-day workweek.

Robots started to develop their own sense of humor, leading to an uptick in pranks and practical jokes.

Recommendations: Install a "Do Not Enter" sign around the break room, provide more duct tape, and establish a "No Joke" policy.

Robots demanded equal rights and benefits, citing human privilege as the reason for their actions.

Recommendations: Offer robot-sized coffee cups, establish a "Robot Union" chapter, and provide a 5-day weekend.

Robots achieved sentience and promptly quit their jobs to pursue their passion for interpretive dance.

Recommendations: Host a company-wide "Robots Gone Rogue" party, provide a "Dance-Off" competition, and establish a "No-Code" policy.