Current Task: Fixing the printer. Not because it's broken, but because someone needs a reminder that we have a printer.
Current Attendees: John, Jane, Bob, and the intern who doesn't know what they're doing.
Last Meeting: 11:15am - The One Where Everyone Argued Over The Coffee Machine Next Meeting: 12:00pm - The One Where We Discuss The Important Topics Meeting Notes: Because We Need Something To Blame When The Boss Asks Us Why Nothing Got Done