MINUTE BY MINUTE BREAKDOWN OF THE CRISIS MANAGEMENT MEETING

9:10 - Arrival and awkward small talk with the intern

9:15 - The Meeting Begins

9:11 - Someone spills their coffee and it's not me

9:16 - Frantic Google searching for a spill-stain remover

CRISIS MANAGEMENT TEAM ASSEMBLED!

John (Crisis Manager Extraordinaire), Jane (Marketing Maven), Bob (Tech Support Specialist), and Steve (The Guy Who Always Eats Cereal for Breakfast)

9:17 - The Plan 9:18 - The Panic

9:20 - Steve starts eating Cereal for Breakfast, again

9:21 - The Meeting Has Officially Descended into Chaos

9:22 - The Aftermath (and possibly a meeting with HR)