By Order of the Suffering Meetings Council (SMC) and the Unrelenting Sufferers Union (USU): a declaration of the unalienable rights of Meetings Sufferers.
All Meetings Sufferers shall be granted a minimum of 30 minutes warning before any meeting commences, to account for their inevitable caffeine-fueled existential crisis.
Read Article 1 Read Article 2All Meetings Sufferers shall be provided with a minimum of 3 free snacks per meeting, to satiate their ravenous hunger and maintain their focus.
Every Meeting Sufferer shall have the right to a meeting-free zone, where they can retreat from the conference room without fear of reprisal or judgment.