Meeting of the Sufferers: Protocol Defense Manifesto Article 6

In a world where the fabric of space-time is perpetually at war, the art of warping reality is crucial to survival.

The Sufferers' Protocol Defense Manifesto demands that our reality be warped to accommodate our every whim.

Article 6, Section 1, Subsection A: All meetings shall be held in a state of utter chaos, ensuring that no one is ever truly prepared for anything.

Article 6, Section 2, Subsection B: The use of confusing acronyms and jargon shall be encouraged, to further bewilder and demoralize our enemies.