Monday Blues Cures

Monday morning. The day of the week where you're pretty sure the only good thing about it is the coffee. Welcome to "Monday Blues Cures," the ultimate guide to surviving the horrors of Monday.

Step 1: The Coffee IV

Insert a IV drip of coffee into your system. This is the most important step. Don't bother trying to do it yourself, just call the coffee fairy. They'll be there in 10 minutes with a syringe full of espresso.

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Step 2: The Dance Floor

Put on your comfiest office chair dance shoes and bust out those moves. The key to surviving Monday is finding a beat that'll get you through the meeting that's sure to be a meeting-ocalypse.

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Step 3: The Sarcasm

Develop a thick, impenetrable shell of sarcasm to protect yourself from the impending doom that is your coworkers' small talk.

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Step 4: The Pretzel

Grab a snack. Preferably a pretzel. It's Monday, and the only thing that matters is that you've made it to 10am without a caffeine crash.

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