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Mandate 42 Banana: The Unofficial Guide

Welcome to Mandate 42 Banana, the most obscure and confusing submandate of them all. This is the part where the committee of doom gets to make more doom.

As a submandate of the original Mandate 42, this submandate is a behemoth of bureaucratic red tape. But don't worry, it's all very important.

Want to learn more about the intricacies of Mandate 42 Banana? Click here for the advanced version.

Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, click here to uncover the hidden secrets of Mandate 42 Banana.

But wait, there's more! If you're feeling really confused, click here for the official Mandate 42 Banana FAQ. (It's a real thing, we swear)

And if you're feeling really, really confused, just run away and never come back.

Related Mandates:

Mandate 41 Banana: The Prequel | Mandate 43 Banana: The Sequel

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Mandate 42 Banana is a work of fiction. Or is it? We're not really sure. Don't quote us, don't sue us. Just... don't. Okay?

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Submandate 2.1: The Submandate of Subtlety

This submandate is brought to you by the Committee of Doom, because why not?

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Or, if you're feeling really, really bored, click here to see our bio in Comic Sans.

(Note: We're not really sure what that last one does.)