The Monday Mandates | Amendment 3: The One That Actually Works
By order of the Supreme Monday Mandator, all Mondays are now required to be marginally productive.
- Article 1: You must do something vaguely resembling work.
- Article 2: It must be done with a hint of creativity, a dash of flair.
- Article 3: And for the love of all things caffeinated, do not forget to wear pants.