Mandate 6666: The Most Arbitrary and Illogical of Them All

Section 1: The Mandate

By the power vested in us, we hereby decree that all cats shall wear tiny hats.

This is not a suggestion, nor a recommendation, nor even a guideline.

It is a mandate, and you will be audited if you don't comply.

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Section 2: Enforcement

We have a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated agents who will be monitoring your every move.

They will be watching you, always.

Don't try to hide, don't try to escape.

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Section 3: Penalties for Non-Compliance

Failure to comply with Mandate 6666 will result in:

  1. Fines of up to $10,000
  2. Community service, consisting of 10 hours of watching reruns of 'The Price is Right'
  3. Probation, during which you will be forced to wear a 'I'm a Mandate Complier' sticker on your forehead
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