Mandate of the Month: January 2023

By order of the Supreme Bureaucrat, it is hereby decreed that all citizens shall wear funny pants on Tuesdays.

Article 1: Section 2, Subsection 3, Paragraph 4.

The wearing of funny pants shall be mandatory from 12:00 AM to 11:59 PM on Tuesdays. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

Forced watching of reruns of "The Great British Baking Show" for 48 hours straight.
Forced listening to elevator music for 24 hours straight.
Temporary relocation to the Island of Lost Socks.

Hyperlinks:

Mandate 2: The Great Sock Conspiracy
Mandate 3: The Fuzzy Sock Protocol
Mandate 4: The Unmentionables