Important Mandates for Mondays
On Mondays, you must:
- Wear a suit of armor to protect yourself from the crushing despair of the workweek.
- Bring a spare set of batteries for your existential dread.
- Engage in at least one hour of intense productivity, lest the coffee machine turn on you.
Learn more about Mandate 1: The Armor Requirement
Read about Mandate 2: Battery Backup
Understand the importance of Mandate 3: Productivity Protocols
Disclaimer: These mandates are subject to change based on the whims of our benevolent dictator.
Or not.
Either way, you're going to have a great Monday.