The Squinting Squad

Meet the heroes of the neighbourhood!

Learn about our mission Check out our gear Meet the members

Our mission is to protect the neighbourhood from all sorts of threats, from stray cats to overzealous garden gnomes.

Go to the Squad HQ Read the Squad Rules

Join us in our quest for neighbourhood security!

Meet our fearless leader, Bob See what our tailor has done for us Get our secret recipes
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The Squinting Squad's Mission

To protect the neighbourhood from all things that go bump in the night, and to serve a mean plate of nachos.

Our mission is to serve, serve, SERVE!

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The Squinting Squad's Gear

We've got the best gear in the neighbourhood!

See our arsenal Check out our vehicles Get in touch with our communicators
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The Squinting Squad

Meet the team that's got your back (and front, and side...)

Meet our fearless leader, Bob See what our tailor has done for us Get our secret recipes
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Bob, Our Fearless Leader

He's got the skills, the guns, and the mullet.

Meet Bob, our fearless leader and neighbourhood watch expert.

Learn about our mission Check out our gear --- /squinting-squad/our-squad-tailor

The Squad's Tailor, Sue

Sue has got the skills, the scissors, and the sense of style.

She's got our backs, our fronts, and our sides.

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Squad Recipes

Our secret recipes are not so secret.

Get the recipe for our famous sushi Get the recipe for our famous pizza Get the recipe for our famous tacos