Weekly Neighbourhood Watch Report
Volume 1, Issue 4
Reporting on the week of prophets and cons
It's your weekly dose of neighbourhood gossip, news, and unsolicited advice. This week:
- Mrs. Jenkins' cat was spotted wearing a tutu to the neighbour's garden party.
- The Smiths' kids are now officially the loudest family on the block.
- Mr. Johnson's grass is getting a bit too big for its britches.
- The mysterious case of the missing garden gnomes has been solved.
We have a special report on the missingประกThe Mystery of the Missing Gnomes, and last week's events.
Stay vigilant, neighbours! Stay informed!