Weekly Neighbourhood Watch Reports

Week 4, 2022

Compiled by: Jane Doe, Vigilante Extraordinaire

Squatter Incident 1 - 345 Elm St: Mr. Johnson has been spotted storing his lawn gator in the front yard again.
Squatter Incident 2 - 789 Oak St: Mrs. Smith has been accused of having 17 cats. Again.
Squatter Incident 3 - 123 Pine St: The Jones's have been reported for having 3 unlicensed chickens in their backyard.

Witnesses report that Mr. Johnson's lawn gator, Bubbles, was seen taking a leisurely stroll around the block at 9:45 AM on Tuesday.

A neighbour claimed to have seen Mr. Johnson feeding Bubbles Froot Loops for breakfast, which is "totally not suspicious" according to the Johnsons.

Further investigation is needed.

Mrs. Smith was seen loading 17 cats into her car at 10:15 AM, allegedly for a "cat show" in the suburbs.

An anonymous source claimed to have seen Mrs. Smith's cat, Mr. Whiskers, wearing a miniature top hat and sunglasses.

Further investigation is needed.

The Jones's have been reported for keeping 3 unlicensed chickens in their backyard.

An eyewitness claimed to have seen the Jones's feeding their chickens Froot Loops, which is "totally not a thing" according to animal control.

Further investigation is needed.