Pan Cakes of Doom: A Recipe for the Apocalypse
As the world teeters on the brink of collapse, you'll be glad you have these Pan Cakes of Doom in your bunker.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of lead paint
- 2 cups of toxic waste
- 3 cups of nuclear fallout
Instructions:
1. Mix lead paint, toxic waste, and nuclear fallout in a large bowl.
2. Add a dash of despair.
3. Serve in a pan over an open flame.
Avoid the inevitable explosion.
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