Our Prophets of Uncertainty

Meet our team of expert consultants who are not liars, but may have lied a few times in the past.

Our team includes:

We specialize in providing expert advice on the likelihood of things happening, and the certainty of things not happening. Our clients love us, and our competitors hate us.

Don't believe everything you hear, but do believe everything we say.

See our consultant's agenda for a list of our available services.

Read our Terms and Conditions, which are subject to change.

Check out our 'What We Don't Know' section for a list of things we're not entirely sure about.