Defuse the Fart Attack: Technical Specs

Overview

Warning: The Fart Attack is an advanced threat that requires a sophisticated countermeasure.

The Defuse the Fart Attack system consists of a network of sensors, a central command center, and a team of highly trained professionals.

The sensors are designed to detect even the slightest whiff of toxic gases and alert the command center.

The command center, staffed by experts in the field of flatulence, analyzes the data and dispatches the necessary countermeasures.

Technical Details

1. Gas Sensors:
• Model: FTS-1000
• Resolution: 1e-6
• Frequency: 100 Hz
2. Command Center:
• Software: FTA-2000
• Hardware: 64-bit Intel Core i7
3. Countermeasures:
• Model: FCM-3000
• Types: Air fresheners, deodorizers, and a team of highly trained professionals

For more information, please contact us.

Or, you know, just don't fart in the first place.