Union Benefits
As a proud member of the Procrastinators Union, you're entitled to:
- Unlimited coffee breaks
- Free access to the world's largest supply of Post-it notes
- A 50% discount on any purchase at the Procrastinators' Paradise shopping mall
- Complimentary therapy sessions with our team of expert procrastinators
- And, of course, the privilege of doing absolutely nothing productive
Benefits Details:
- Coffee Breaks — The Fuel of the Union
- Post-it Note Discount — Because You Never Know When You'll Need One
- Procrastinators' Paradise — The Ultimate Destination for the Indolent
- Therapy for Procrastinators — Because You Need Someone to Talk to
- Productive Life 101 — Because Even We Can't Avoid It Forever