Our Prophets Say

Welcome to our esteemed collection of prophets, each with their own unique brand of bureaucratic insight.

Here's a sampling of our most notable prophets:

• Bobo the Bureaucratic Prophet
• Zara the Zen Prophet
• Xerxes the Xenial Prophet

And here are some of the more obscure ones:

• Zephyr the Zeitgeist Prophet
• Zenia the Zany Prophet

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