Prophetic Training: Where the Future is Written in the Walls

Welcome, Seer

Are you ready for the future? Are you ready for the truth?

Get your Prophetic License here! Learn the Prophetic Training Plan

Our Prophetic Services

• Read Your Future
• Read Your Past
• Read Someone Else's Future

Prophetic Training Plan

• Step 1: Learn to See the Future
• Step 2: Learn to Read the Signs
• Step 3: Learn to Predict the Apocalypse

Our Prophetic License

Get your Prophetic License today and join the ranks of the most powerful seers in the land.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Will I still be able to wear my pleated pants in the year 3000?

A: Sadly, no.

Q: Can I still get a decent cup of coffee in the year 3000?

A: Maybe, but only if you're willing to pay 100 times the price for it.