In a world where the apocalypse has come and gone, one man stands tall. Our Prophet's Private John is the only one brave enough to face the end of the world with a perfectly coiffed beard and a pocket full of artisanal, small-batch, locally-sourced granola.
But what happens when the apocalypse comes back? And what happens when the granola runs out?
Find out on our sister site:
Our Prophet's Pantry: The Granola Edition