Welcome, fellow survivors, to Monday Morning Mayhem!
According to our top-notch prophets, today will be a day of:
Coffee-fueled productivity, punctuated by existential dread.
1. Don't forget to water your plants.
2. Learn to identify the sound of your coworkers' despair.
3. Practice your 'I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my opinion' face.
For more expert advice, visit:
Office Politics: Minimalist Coffee Rituals
Surviving the Cubicle: A Prophetic Guide
These predictions are not guaranteed to be accurate, but are 90% probably not entirely made up. Prophets not included in this prediction were: Unsolicited Advice from the Prophets
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