Today's Agenda:
Our prophet in residence today is: Zorvath the Unreliable
Zorvath's predictions for the day:
- The sky will indeed be on fire, but only for a few hours
- The cat cafe down the street will serve free coffee to anyone wearing a hazmat suit
- Someone will eat the last donut in the break room, and it will be a dark and stormy night
Don't forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism to the office today!