Office Hours for Prophets of the Apocalypse

Geomancer-in-Training

Next Vision Board Meeting: "The End of All Things"

We'll cover the finer points of predicting the apocalypse, including but not limited to:

Reading tarot cards backwards
Interpreting the meaning of strange noises in the night
Identifying the perfect shade of doom to wear on a first date

Get a crash course in tarot for beginners Consult our expert on the best doom to wear on a first date Distinguish between the sounds of a haunted house and the sound of your neighbor's cat Join the discussion: Will the end of the world be hot or cold?