Prophets of Omniscience
Current Prophets
Our team of experts has foreseen:
The end of the dollar bill
The rise of AI cinema
The apocalypse of internet memes
Recent Declarations
Some of our most popular declarations:
The world will end on a Tuesday
Memes will become sentient and overthrow humanity
The return of the Tamagotchi
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