The Bureaucratic Guide to Etiquette for the Inept

Chapter 1: The Art of Procrastination

In a world where meetings never end, and emails never get replied to, it's essential to master the art of doing nothing.

Procrastination Techniques

Ctrl+Alt+Delete, F12, F5, F9, F10

Chapter 2: The Science of Apologies

Learn the ancient art of saying sorry without actually meaning it.

Apologies 101

Sorry-not-sorry, sorry-sorry, sorry-sorry-sorry

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