March 1st: National Pancake Day. Because, why not?
March 1st: Read the full list of pancakes.
March 2nd: International Day of the Absurd.
Discover the art of making a decent cup of coffee.
March 14th: Pi Day. Celebrate with an irrational love of numbers!
Find the perfect pi(e) recipe.
March 20th: Spring Equinox. Because, balance.
Learn the ancient art of finding your center.
March 31st: National Take a Chance Day. Because, why not?
And, of course...
Mystery Meatloaf Day. Because, meat.
That's all for now, folks! Stay tuned for more.
Or, you know, just leave already.