Management Philosophy 3.0: The Infallible Guide to Micromanaging

The Ten Commandments of Micromanaging

1. 1. Empower the Boss (or at least pretend to)
2. 2. Break the Employee (or gently guide them)
3. 3. Monitor the Mouse (or cursor, we're watching)
4. 4. Standardize the Stapler (or stapler, we're watching that too)
5. 5. Eliminate the Lunchroom (or microwave)
6. 6. Standardize the Toilet Paper (or toilet, we're watching)
7. 7. Limit the Photosynthesis (or office plants)
8. 8. Monitor the Microwaved Food (or microwave, we're watching)
9. 9. Schedule the Snacktime (or breaktime)
10. 10. Eliminate the Employees (just kidding, sort of)

This concludes our management philosophy. Remember, a well-oiled machine is a happy machine.

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