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A Guide to Achieving Sub-Technique 1: The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing, Sub-Technique 2: The Power of Pretending to Try, and Sub-Technique 3: The Delusion of Being a Real Person

Technique 4: Magic is just NOT about waving a wand and shouting It's about sub-technique 4a: The Science of Making It Look Easy, sub-technique 4b: The Art of Making It Look Hard, and sub-technique 4c: The Act of Making It Look Like You're Trying

But honestly, it's just about NOT doing any of those things. Sub-Technique 5: The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing might just be the key to it all.