Welcome to 2026: The Year of Endless Shortages

It's 2026, and the world has run out of everything: water, food, love, and good ideas.

Shortage of the Month: Electricity

We're not even sure how we're still here, but somehow, someway, the power stayed on for a whole week last month.

Shortage of the Day: Socks

You'd think with all the laundry services, but nope, it's like the world's just decided to stop making socks altogether.

Shortage of the Hour: Parking Spots

You'd think with all the self-driving cars, but nope, it's like the world's just decided to make everyone park on the sidewalk.

Stay Tuned for:

More updates on the shortages front, including but not limited to: