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Terms and Conditions

By napping on our couch, you agree to the following:

For more information on our napping policies, visit:

Sloth Napping Privileges

Lost Socks Policy

By continuing to nap, you acknowledge that you have read, understand, and agree to our Terms and Conditions.

Disclaimer:

Our couch is not a substitute for a medical professional. If you are experiencing extreme fatigue, please seek help.

Do not attempt to use our couch as a substitute for a hammock. We are not responsible for your lack of coordination.

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Updated on February 30, 2023