Tenet 2: Mastering the Art of Doing Nothing

Also known as "The Power of Negative Action," this tenet is the foundation upon which all sloth-napping is built. It's the art of doing nothing with precision, with finesse, and with a hint of disdain for the world's constant demands on productivity.

Key principles include:

• The Inability to Get Out of Bed in the Morning
• The Joy of Watching an Entire Day Pass Without Accomplishing Anything
• The Skill of Eating an Entire Pizza by Yourself

For further study, explore our comprehensive guide to Tenet 3: The Art of Procrastination or our in-depth treatment of Tenet 4: The Science of Binge-Watching.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, dive into the dark corners of Tenet 1: The Philosophy of Extreme Indolence or This Very Page for more information.